Hear me out, please, before you start the hatin'......

So after looking at my page, I decided I ought to update this journal (since Octomom is pretty old news by now, and hey, it's been a while, ya know?). So here's what's currently yanking my crank, if any of you care:

*McKenzie Phillips: Ok, you knew one of the items would be about entertainment or showbiz, and here it is. I sat with my Mom and watched her performance on Oprah the other day, and I have to say: not impressed. I really highly doubt she's telling the truth, and to my jaded, cynical self it seems like she's only NOW coming forward with this to maintain or regain some sort of relevance in the world. Otherwise, why not expose this shit years ago? Or even better, deal with it privately? Jesus. Not buying her bullshit, am I.

*The great WWE "gray out": What the FUCK is up with this, anyway? I mean, graying out ALL scenes of blood in past matches on the BEST OF SMACKDOWN DVD is absolutely inexcusable. That is what RATINGS are for, WWE! If you don't want the little kiddies to be able to see the graphic, bloody matches of years gone by, rate the DVD set as MA and put a warning on the cover. After that, it's up to the lazy ass parents of America to not let their kids see Brock Lesnar paint his torso with Hulk Hogan's blood. Goddamn it, stop trying to have your cake and eat it too. Censoring the blood of older matches only serves to tell we adult fans who might want to relive those matches AS THEY HAPPENED that we don't matter, and you don't care about preserving history, only profiting from it. FUCK THAT.


*Rotten Tomatoes' list of the Worst Films of the Last Ten Years: The fact that this list ([link]) is not headed by every single film that Friedberg/Seltzer ever made is an outrage. Naming BALLISTIC: ECKS VS. SEVER as the worst film, though? HEINOUS. Hell, Lindsay Lohan's fartbomb I KNOW WHO KILLED ME should have been in the top ten itself, and is MUCH worse than BALLISTIC. I know that we're almost MEANT to disagree with critics, but that list is ASS, pure and simple. I think whoever compiled it ought to be tied to a chair and forced, CLOCKWORK ORANGE style, to watch EPIC MOVIE, DATE MOVIE, and MEET THE SPARTANS back to back until they revise the list.


*Rednecks racists in my county: I know I live in Oregon...I know I live in backwoods town full of hicks. But goddamn it, if I hear another one of them say that "Obama ain't MY President!" just because he's black....I am going to turn around and stab that fat motherfucker right in the temple. So Obama, by virtue of his race, is not your President, but some old white bastard who THE NATION DID NOT RIGHTFULLY ELECT TO EITHER OF HIS TERMS is? What the FUCK?!?! Hey, memo to ALL of you racist white fuckheads: THE CIVIL WAR ENDED OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO. THE SOUTH LOST! Therefore, it is perfectly RATIONAL and normal for a black man to be elected President of the USA. If you really hate it that much, take the advice that Rush Limbaugh himself gave to the Hollywood liberals who said they'd move to Canada if Bush won the election: Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, Jack!